LAW ENFORCEMENT

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Huw Borland, Sky News Online

“Girls Gone Wild” Busts
Concerned Florida citizen tipped off cops after spotting bus in town > view article
The Smoking Gun

Portland man gets probation after stabbing ex-girlfriend’s pet fish,   Aimee Green, The Oregonian

Teen turns burrito into deadly weapon, cops say,   Don Germaise, abc action news

Man charged with criminal damage to hamburgers,   Andy Bloxham, Telegraph.co.uk

Man who threatened Options Exchange guard with can of beer arrested,   Chicago Sun-Times

Canadian trucker fined for smoking on the job,   Reuters

Judge tells ‘Speedo Man:’ No more thongs,   David Saez, Tallahassee Democrat

Michigan’s ‘Robin Hood’ banker gets a year in prison
Cory Mandina, MLive.com

Random breathalyzer tests considered for Canada,   CBSNews.ca

Report: Motorist accused of hitting passenger with golf club,   Orlando Sentinel

Neighbour ‘attacked with sword’,   BBC News

Police threaten to ‘put mother in the cells’… for pulling up dead plant from flowerbed,  Daily Mail

Police: Woman tries to sell kid for gas,   Jennifer Stanton, WTSP.com

Officer seen ’snacking’ at wheel,   BBC

Huntsville police blotter: Lortab, boiled egg stolen in burglary,   Kim Albright, al.com

Man tried to flee police patrol car on his bicycle,   lep.co.uk

Prison sentence for woman who kept mom’s body,   Reporting by Jim Loney, Editing by Sandra Maler, Reuters

Man acquitted of endangerment, but his animals died in custody,   Andria Simmons, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Gorilla and clown in pub hold-up,   lep.co.uk

Police Search For Thief Who Stole $500,000,   40 29 tv

Police say search dog found stolen meat in man’s pants,   Norman Miller, MetroWest Daily News

In Moscow, failure to pay a traffic bribe has its price,   Megan K. Stack, Los Angeles Times

Charges dropped against man who allegedly threatened dog,   Jim Phillips, Athens News

Naked Man Battles Cops, Docs & Firefighters
Buck Wolf, About.com
Mints Believed To Be Crack Land Man In Jail,   WFTV.com

Chief: Tasing 76-year-old probably not ‘best way’,   Billings Gazette Staff

Woman in trouser case banned from travel,   Reporting by Khalid Abdel Aziz and Skye Wheeler, editing by Lin Noueihed, Reuters

Man accused of slugging police horse,   William Lee, The Chicago Tribune

Gang attacks lad with 4ft python,   John Coles, The Sun

Naked drunk crashes in wrong room,   The New Zealand Hareld

Assault with milkshake? Dairy Queen patron charged,   S. Mcfarland, The Salt Lake Tribune

Parks Department evicts hot dog vendor from pricey spot near Metropolitan Museum of Art over rent,   Adam Lisberg, Daily News

Deputies say woman was intoxicated while riding horse,   Nicole Smith, Anderson  Independent-Mail

Youths brawl at Big Splash
Tulsa police are called to break up melee, which began during a youth worship event
Matt Barnard, Tulsa World

Spain acquits sole black man in ID parade,   Jonathan Gleave, Reuters

Apology nets man two years in prison,   Scott Daugherty, The Capital

Family video of child driving prompts probe,   Reporting by Andrea Hopkins; Editing by Eric Walsh, Reuters

Wife asks Athens to help bail out husband,   Blake Toppmeyer, The State Journal-Register

Northbrook groom still jailed following reception brawl,   Northbrook Star

Patrol says driver was growing marijuana in car trunk
The Grand Island Independent

‘Cowtown’ Calgary cops to wear cowboy hats ,  UPI

“Caveman” fugitive caught after 16 years
Reporting by Andrei Khalip, Reuters

Passenger faces prison for airline fight ,  UPI

DA: CASH-HOLES GOT 422G IN ATM SCAM
Adam Nichols, Murray Weiss and Kate Sheehy, New York Post

Wheel of Justice
Robin Fitzgerald, Sun Herald

Burglars pick wrong place to sleep it off
UPI

Teen escapes jail over bomb hoax
Reporting by Michael Holden; Editing by Steve Addison, Reuters

NJ cops use pepper spray on aggressive groundhog
The Associated Press